I do know, proper? Like what?! A part of me needs to slap this meme on a billboard within the coronary heart of Columbus.
Michigan hasn’t performed in a pair weeks and but they’re nonetheless notching W’s. Your response to the crew up north ripping off a 15-0 season and a natty is to rent… Invoice O’Brien? BILL O’BRIEN?! WILLIAM JAMES O’BRIEN?! (the O, after all, stands for his chin dimple)
Look, Invoice O’Brien is a positive particular person to rent should you’re positive not successful championships.
Take a look at that stat and take a look at to not let your chin dimple scrape the ground. The 2 best head coaches of all time, and he simply so occurred to be on their employees within the years they DIDN’T hoist trophies. That’s unimaginable. That’s like sitting within the stay studio viewers of Huge Bang Idea throughout an episode the place they really mentioned one thing humorous. Like what are the chances?!
However anybody who’s tracked Invoice O’Brien’s profession, this could come as no shock. It is a man who had a 24-point lead on the Kansas Metropolis Chiefs simply 4 minutes into the second quarter and one way or the other was trailing at halftime. Oh, and proceeded to surrender 41 unanswered factors on the way in which to a 51-31 loss. However hey, it’s not like he was enjoying in that recreation. However when the Texans added GM to his workplace nameplate, he did proceed to commerce Deandre Hopkins for a damaged paperclip, a half-eaten Tootsie Roll, and David Johnson. And I’m fairly positive it wasn’t whilst a goof. I don’t know what number of instances groups want to check the Invoice O’Brien experiment earlier than realizing he doesn’t make packages higher. The dude has a black gap planted firmly on his chin, and what do black holes do? THEY SUUUUUUCK!
Don’t get me fallacious. I’m a blogger. Not a Buckeye. I’m not a fan of Ohio State. I’m a fan of Content material U. So I like the transfer. Do I feel it’s dumb as hell? In fact. However we crave dumb as a result of we’re dumb. So hell, why cease there? Convey again City Meyer whilst you’re at it. And allow them to each dot the “I” each week. Welcome to Columbus, BOB!