The morning after the NBA Draft, I tweeted the above. Sound acquainted?
It’s as a result of I’ve already completed this shtick earlier than. Which is why I did it once more. As a result of I assumed most of you’ll be in on the joke. Somebody wears a ridiculous jacket that goes viral, and I tweet “the factor” to reminisce about how humorous it was final time. Ha ha! Proper? Effectively, by no means underestimate the web, as a result of apparently a few of you monsters truly wish to see this be run again.
Guys, I used to be simply making a joke, an homage to final time. I used to be not truly seeking to undergo all of the logistics as I did final time to seek out the jacket and put on it to a sport. I imply, if I used to be truly seeking to run it again, I’d jack up the variety of likes by a bunch, as a result of final time, I received over 3x as many likes. I wouldn’t AGAIN set it at 5,000. However roughly 1.3 thousand of you monsters don’t care. You don’t care that the sequel is NEVER pretty much as good as the unique. You simply need extra. You persons are precisely why there are such a lot of Quick & Livid films. You don’t care that it’s not abour road racing. You simply need quick automobiles and explosions. And right here, you solely need dumb sports activities blogger in a humorous jacket in a really public place. Would I am going by way of with it if 5k likes have been met on this tweet? *sigh* Sure. However it’s positively not taking place this time. The unique part of likes has died down. However not with out out a few of you monsters actually attempting.
Look, respect to those that tried. However let’s depart the Kim Mulkey jacket RIP in peace.
(Primarily as a result of I do not know how I’d get Gradey Dick’s ruby pink slipper jacket. And since it will likely be a lot hotter at a Cubs sport this a lot deeper into the summer time.)