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Cody Bellinger was just lately positioned on the Cubs injured record, which is bizarre, as a result of I didn’t assume the Cubs might put a Los Angeles Dodger on the IL. WHAAAAA?!
Sure, Cody remains to be a Dodger. Not my phrases. These are the phrases of his Twitter bio… which I’m fairly certain is essentially the most binding documentation in all of sports activities. So naturally, over the previous month or so on Twitter, we’ve documented each day Cody has didn’t replace his Twitter. Why? First off: why not? Individuals have to know. And second: we’re a dumb sports activities weblog. What else are we going to do with our time?
Now it’s possible you’ll be one who says “Who the hell cares?! He’s a Main League Baseball participant. He has a couple of greater issues to fret about than updating his social media platforms” or “He clearly doesn’t reside on the web such as you” or “Why did I even click on on this hyperlink to learn this?” If you’re considering any (or all) of those, then you definately have to be as cool as JonnyCoolGuy, who apparently is just not as cool of a man as his Twitter title suggests.
“Who cares” Man on the Web is at all times my favourite. Particularly on viral tweets. The irony is so clearly misplaced on them. However when the “who cares” comes from somebody named JonnyCoolGuy, it does make you are taking a step again and surprise… wait, who DOES care?! Not solely did JonnyCoolGuy unfollow us for a single (albeit constant) tweet, he additionally hit us with the block.
Extra like JonnySavageGuy, amirite?! Dude’s clearly pissed that Cody Bellinger remains to be a Dodger. And judging by his profile image of the centerfield scoreboard of Wrigley Subject, it is sensible.
Anyway, please DO NOT tweet at JonnyCoolGuy and let him know that Cody Bellinger nonetheless hasn’t up to date his Twitter bio. And that in the present day is Might twenty third.
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