What is that this? 2007?
Sorry, Korked Bats-Nation. You’re not getting a brand new film evaluate this week. No, it’s not as a result of I’m out of city or busy. It’s just because I’m not going to spend my hard-earned cash to go see the seventh movie in a franchise that ought to’ve ended about 6 movies in the past.
I’m over it. So are the opposite CineBoiz. We sometimes don’t prefer to get too opinionated (that’s a lie) however this isn’t the sort of film we need to preserve being pushed on us.
Disgrace on you Hollywood….Disgrace on you Michael Bay.
We’re boycotting the theater this weekend and so do you have to. (Except you’re going to see SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE…that’s greater than OK). As a substitute we now have a couple of solutions for films you possibly can try this weekend. All of which can preserve you entertained and preserve that box-office cash out of Paramount’s pockets.
Tom Suggests ‘AIR’ on Amazon Prime
Straightforward. It’s on Amazon Prime. We will assure you should have a significantly better time with this than ‘Rise of the Beasts’. It’s a film the place a bunch of well-known associates all acquired collectively and made a enjoyable film a couple of topic they have been all curious about. The nice occasions are infectious. Is it the most effective mediocre-movie ever made? Persons are asking.
MOB Suggests ‘CREED III’ on Amazon Prime
Admittedly, it’s laborious at the present time to advocate something with Jonathan Majors in it, however the film actually stands by itself. Plus, it would really feel higher to see him get punched within the face slightly than a large robot-gorilla. You can even make a complete weekend of it and watch all three ‘Creed’ films again to again to again.
Kevin Suggests the Prolonged Editions of ‘The Lord of the Rings’ Trilogy on MAX
I imply, in the event you’re gonna watch ’em, you’re not gonna cease after only one. They’re too good. That is undoubtedly a “annually” occasion for the Keith family. Why not do it on a weekend the place you’re actively boycotting Optimus Prime?
Kenny Suggests ‘Dune’ on MAX (and possibly even Dune ’84 on Netflix, lulz)
Now’s the right time to return and catch ‘Dune: Half One’ on MAX earlier than ‘Dune: Half 2’ hits theaters within the fall. It’s like Denis Villeneuve’s personal model of ‘Lord of the Rings’ however in area…with worms. Then when you end it and nonetheless have time, possibly attempt to sit by ‘Dune’ (1984) and see how lengthy you possibly can final. SPOILER ALERT: it’s not superb, BUT it does have a great deal of 80’s vibey-goodness. Can’t say the identical for ‘Transformers’…wait…
Additionally, make sure to try the most recent episode of The CineBoiz Podcast!
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